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Newton T-Shirt

$32.00Price
Everyone knows about Newton and the apple.
But what history forgot to mention is his greatest, most sun-soaked discovery — found tucked away in a sand-covered journal from his beachside adventures:

"A body at rest under a palm tree will remain at rest."
Here, under the shade of swaying palms, Newton discovered a deeper truth:
Sometimes, the greatest ideas don't come from endless hustle — they fall into your lap (or your head) when you finally slow down and let the universe work its magic.

As Sir Isaac lounged peacefully, a coconut descended — not as an accident, but as a gift. A gentle tap from the cosmos, a spark of inspiration delivered tropical style.
It was in that moment, fueled by sunshine and coconut water, that Newton realized:

Rest isn't wasted time. It's where brilliance brews.

Energized by this epiphany, he took out his journal and began penning his finest (and most underappreciated) masterpiece:
"The Laws of the Coconut."
(Working titles included Gravity and Gratitude, Fruits of Genius, and Duck Sometimes, Dream Always.)

These lost laws were simple but powerful:

Dream big. Rest often.
Stay open. Good things fall from the sky.
If inspiration hits you... make a smoothie.
This t-shirt honors that hidden chapter of history — a reminder that greatness can strike anywhere, especially when you're chilling in the shade.

Perfect for:
• Big dreamers and professional loungers
• Philosophers of the beach
• Coconut enthusiasts and physics nerds alike
• Anyone who knows the best ideas often start with a nap

Details:
• 100% Soft Cotton — crafted for deep relaxation
• Relaxed fit — because genius needs breathing room
• Machine washable — for when your next great idea gets a little sandy

Wear it and remember:
Chill hard. Dream big. The coconut is just the beginning.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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